meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

earthdad:

you: come suck on my titty

me, an intellectual: ight

ascendiums:

I tried to end my life last Sunday and I just have to say thank goodness I didn’t because we live in a world where sunshine and flowers and dogs exist and I am so loved, you are so loved.